Rags And Béla The Fearless Vampire Killers
Gather round boys and girls, gonna tell you
a story about Rags and Béla;
When it's them two against the world,
The world better fuckin' watch out-
Come!
Rags and Béla would like to say
Have you put garlic in your milk today
They'd like to teach the whole world to sing
Ting a ling a ling I wanna kill something
Rags and Béla would like you to know
Don't go down to where the vampires go
Put down your stakes and put down your wafers
And leave the job to the professionals
Come don't baulk, walk don't walk
You wanna live the life you've got to bring the gun talk
They'll take you down to Welyn Garden City
Where the grass is mean and the girls are sticky
Lost and found and all round town
With a spoonful of sugar to make the pills go down
Ya na say a ting till the song's been sung
Send fe the hacksaw, take out your tongue
And all the kids say-
CHORUS:
Smash it up
Smash it up
Smash it up smash it up smash it up
Tear it down, tear it down
Smash it up smash it up smash it up
Paint it black, paint it black
I wanna paint the whole world black
Crash and burn, crash and burn
Smash it up smash it up smash it up
Meghúzza a ravaszt
A hagyomános paraszt
Nem tudja ó hogy minek éljen
Az ország varaázsa elmúlt régen
Elhagyta a lelkét nem találta meg a helyét
Az ösztönei hajtották éveit
A szerelem ben pedig nem bir hinni
Nekt mindig jobban esett pálinkát inni
'S meghúzza a ravaszt, a deszperádo paraszt
Cold getting dumb, cold getting colder
Don't believea word your parents done told ya
You're gonna get that sinking feeling
You're gonna get a fingerlicking kicking, chicken
Dead or undead, lead or unleaded
One way or the other they don't give a baszd meg
Limb by limb they're gonna put ya down
Send fe the hacksaw, take out your tongue
Whaddya we wanna do? We wanna
RPT. CHORUS:
Lawd a mercy!
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Balkan Express
Sliding out, against the grain
Your lustful mind, my lust for pain
A metal spike to keep me sane
Spike in my heart
Upon a high horse ride the waves
Current urchins and comma boxed knaves
Away from the window, the windowpane
I spied your sanity, but I lost my brain
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome on board
Air Bosnia Herzegovina. May we take the opportunity to remind
you to extinguish all burning objects, including fellow passengers.
Now put your head between your legs and
KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE
Wind up the window, step on the gas
Hold on to your Red Cross pass
Wind down the window, tear it up
Tear it into little bits
Watchout Starac Vujadin
I've just swallowed fifteen Anadin
And a bottle of Diet Pepsi
Sadom! Spremni!
It's a holiday in Bosnia, they're stockpilling the ammo
Everybody's wearing matching sets of Jean-Paul Gaultier cammo
Outside the mosque they're lining up to hail the Mujaheddin
Let the hate slip under your skin, boys, let it in boys, let it in
CHORUS:
I just wanna
I just wanna
I just wanna
Scalp you, burn your village to the ground
Across the frozen river Drava at several million miles an hour
Past the all-night Chetnik death drive-in with stares that turn the goats' milk sour
Don't stop the car to reason why
You're never too young or dumb to die
You'll never know the reason why it's you, baby
Radovan's got the guns, Radovan's got the numbers
Radovan's got everything but he won't get very far
'Cause we don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as we got our plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of our car
RPT. CHORUS
Boys and girls- this is a cautionary tale of neighbours who
couldn't live with each other; they blew it, kids
RPT. CHORUS
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