religion, lawyers, suicide
notes from the underground
An Interview with Valor
of
Christian Death
22 September, 1999
By Boyd Kant
Last Edit/Update
29 December, 1999
Sitting on a barstool in the dimly lit Masquerade
Theatre, listening to the legendary Christian Death crawl through soundcheck. Shouting,
curses, disagreements - it would seem all is not going smoothly. Valor Kand is shaking his
head and grumbling at the rebellious sound equipment on stage, looking very much like a
crazed gypsy in his strange, makeshift attire. Later on, Maitri tells me that the tour has
thus far been fraught with technical problems, and that I might expect some delays with my
interview. Great. An hour later she is tuning her bass amp to "This Is
Heresy", a dark, thundering sound- well suited to the look of frustration she seems
to be wearing. The opening bands are pacing the corridors nervously, waiting for the doors
to open, waiting for the show to begin. I fear there will be no interview. Finally, during
the first opening set, Valor appears from backstage and motions me to follow him.

Valor in Detroit St. Andrews Hall
October 1999
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Boyd Kant: I've heard the new album (Pornographic Messiah) has different artwork on the
American version than the imported versions
Valor: Yes, different artwork, different arrangements, it's been mastered differently,
different edits. There's a Mexican/south American version that actually has different
performances on it
bits in Spanish, and again, a different cover on that one. There
have been three different European versions since it was first released, available on
Trinity records. The first version sold out in Germany after the first pressing, and in
the middle of that pressing, the album was banned, there was a four month hiatus before
they could get it back out again, this time with a different cover, and a box packaging.
Since then, they have come up with another configuration, which I don't like at all.
B: Was it censored quite a lot?
V: Well, it was censored at two different inceptions, it was censored before it was even
released in that the Dutch pressing plant - and the Dutch, as you know, are very liberal
when it comes to prostitution and drugs, and that sort of thing. Yet, when it came time to
print the albums, the pressing plant took one look at the artwork and refused to press the
albums. So then, there was this mad dash to find a new manufacturer, but word had gotten
around from the Dutch plant about the album, and no other plants would touch it with a
ten-foot pole. Finally, we got the label that did Sex And Drugs And Jesus Christ, Jungle
records (U.K.), to press it for us. The next ban was after the release. The album actually
sold out after about a week, but a lot of stores began to boycott it; then in Germany, a
certain bishop called together a meeting with the state censorship board, and the album
was banned. Then Holland followed suit, and it was banned there, as well. It was available
for awhile in France, but since the album was being manufactured in England through a
German company, it turned into this big political problem, due to the German ban, so the
album was not available anywhere for about four months- after it initially sold out. Then
we finally bypassed the censorship by releasing the album with a mellower cover.
B: That's surprising, you'd expect that sort of thing more from the U.S. than over there.
V: Well, we didn't even attempt to release the original album cover in the U.S.; we used
an alternative version of the artwork that we gave to the German label. The Germans didn't
particularly like the original back cover of the album, so we used that piece for the
front cover, and we sent an alternative version of the back cover, which we really liked,
to Cleopatra. That became the front cover in the U.S. version, and inside the album we
managed to sneak the original banned cover, which is the picture of Jesus Christ doing it
doggie-style. And we haven't had any problems with that one yet, I suppose because it
isn't directly on the cover. That's what really gets people, what they immediately see-
the front cover, that's what got everyone all wound up in the first place- the front
cover.
B: So, the European version is actually the tamest?
V: Yes, and, believe it or not, the South American version is the most explicit, go
figure.
B: Yeah, that's strange- seeing how it's such a Catholic region.
V: Exactly. You know, in this country, it's not really the Catholics that have been giving
us a hard time, it's mostly the newer religions, such as the born-again Christians.
B: You seem to be very interested in religion.
V: Yes, I am.
B: Why is that?
V: I'm interested in religion, because I'm interested in man. Because I'm interested in
myself. So
in order to better understand myself, I study the species that I am part
of, and what brings mankind together. I've delved into anthropology, and archaeology and
really anything that might help me find the answers to my questions about man.
B: How did you get involved with Cleopatra? Wasn't Prophecies your first album with them?
V: Yes, the first "official" Christian Death album with Cleopatra was
Prophesies.
B: Wasn't there an album previous to that one, a mostly live one, with a few tracks
featuring Rozz Williams' vocals- Tales of Innocence?
V: That was something I had nothing to do with, it was released completely without my
approval, and when I found out about it, there was a bit of a dispute. I have since gotten
control of it, but initially I had to take action concerning that album. The end result
was that I allowed Cleopatra to continue releasing it, provided I did have control over
it, but I really wasn't really thrilled about that album. It's junk! (Laughs)
B: It didn't have very good sound quality.
V: No, it didn't, I would never release something like that.
(Apparently Valor has forgotten about All the Love and All the Hate, both very
unfortunate.)
B: Did that spark the deal with Cleopatra?
V: Well, they're very well known for paying out royalties pretty regularly, which is not
that common of an occurrence for most record companies, and that really impressed me. But,
initially we had a problem with them putting out records under the name Christian Death
that were legally not supposed to be released as such, so our relationship really started
in a negative way.
B: What was the legal stuff about?
V: They (Cleopatra) were releasing albums with Rozz Williams, claiming to be Christian
Death, several years after he had left the band, and he didn't have any legal right to the
name. He also caused them problems, because he had already previously signed a contract
with Triple X records, and then he signed a multiple-deal contract with Cleopatra. Then
Triple X sued Cleopatra, so, between the legal fees, and the money Cleopatra lost with the
useless contract, they (Cleopatra) ended up never paying Rozz Williams any money for the
albums he recorded under the name Christian Death. And Cleopatra was also going to fight
to the death with us over Tales, because they felt it was simply another means of getting
their money back, they felt Rozz had stiffed them. To this very day they are making money
from those recordings, nothing has ever been paid to his family, or estate, or anything.
Actually, he didn't really even have an estate, because he died a pauper. I'm fairly
certain he was poor, because he really didn't have very good business sense, you know. He
just loved life. He wanted to have fun, and "live today, die tomorrow" was his
attitude.
B: Did you get a chance to talk to him before his death?
V: No. (Pause) No, not within that time period, I hadn't spoken to him for a long period
of time
and I think that's why his death really bothered me. You know, there are a
bunch of people out there who are total morons and say we were enemies- we were never
enemies, the last time we spoke to each other, we were friends. I was very angry when he
did what he did, but
you know. We only ever spoke once afterward- he did a show as
Christian Death long before he started using the name with Cleopatra, we got a call from
someone asking us if we were really playing that night, and I was like "No, that's
impossible
". So I called the venue and asked the owners what was going on, if
they were trying to pull some sort of bogus advertising, and the guy is telling me that he
just spoke with the lead singer! So I finally got Rozz on the phone, and I said to him
"What are you doing?" and he starts telling me "Look, I needed the money, I
was persuaded to do this, and you know, I really don't even want to do this Christian
Death shit. And I won't do it again." Those were his exact words. So I said to him
"Look, you're messing with my livelihood. When you left the band you left us in a
very bad situation, and we carried on and worked very hard for this and I don't need you
to do this kind of shit." And he said he understood, and unfortunately I think he was
persuaded yet again by other people in the end, I don't think it was all his doing, I
think certain people were leeching off his name and his reputation
and his potential
to exploit the situation. And so he signed the contracts and did the albums and they
weren't very good quality. That's what really upset me the most, that and the fact that he
had no consideration for the rest of us whatsoever. He wanted to assume that he retained
some rights to the band after he left, but that wasn't the case, we had all explained to
him that we put a lot of time and money into this, I personally had sunk my entire college
savings into our first European tour, which was a huge investment that I never got back,
and he decided to split right before the second tour. Back then we were only well known in
Paris and LA, but we had managed to scrape together enough money for the second tour to
promote the (Ashes) album.
The record companies were giving us ridiculous advances of like, $1,000.00 to set up an
entire tour, which was nearly impossible! Nevertheless, after Rozz left we continued to
work very hard to build ourselves an international reputation, and later on all these
people started capitalizing on the fact that they were in the "original"
Christian Death. The fact was the name was irrelevant unless we'd made it a valuable
commodity, and we had already copyrighted the name anyway. And yes, Rozz had his stories
of how he just misunderstood the situation, and this and that, but the fact of the matter
is that Gitane, David, and myself were the band at the time. Rozz was invited into our
band Pompeii 99, and some French guy who liked the "Theatre Of Pain" album
persuaded us to use the name Christian Death. There was a lot of debate among us about the
move, and even Rozz didn't really want to use the name, but we decided to use it and
decided that if anyone leaves they forfeit their right to such.
Now Gitane is slagging me to the press, saying that I persuaded Rozz into this and that,
which is a total lie, she's never done this up until now, now that I suppose she's
realized the value of her involvement with Christian Death after a failed career in jazz.
She's gotten together with people like William Faith, who was in the bogus version of
Christian Death
and by the way, I've never even met most of these people, I've never
met William Faith or Eva O., yet they insist on wringing me out to the press and calling
me an asshole! And to continue in this trend, Gitane has found it rather convenient to
accuse me of ruining Rozz Williams and picking on him, when she had just as much to do
with it as I did! No one seems to have a problem with either David or Gitane, I'm the last
one holding the name Christian Death so it would seem that I'm the scapegoat and it's
really unfair.
B: But at least you can say you never turned your back on Christian Death
V: It's been my life since day one. I gave up everything that I ever possibly wanted to do
because I decided that this band was going to be everything for me.
At this point, the conversation winds back to the subject of his former bandmates, and, of
course, Rozz Williams. He tells me of an occasion shortly before the singer's death when
Williams expressed interest in meeting with Valor through a close mutual friend, but then
shied away for some unknown reason. He also admits regret over not seeing the man he
considered "his friend up until the end" for one last time. And then the
interview is abruptly ended by the arrival of an ill-intended tow truck driver- it seems
the tour bus is blocking the alley and must be moved or removed, and so off Valor sprints
in search of the tour driver. After all, the show must go on
Boyd Kant
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