Released
1996

Label
Old Europa Cafe

Reviewed by
Kyle Godbey

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Smell & Quim

Last Edit/Update
12 July, 1999

Smell and Quim

Meat (CD) + Pregnant Asian Special (tape)

Track Listing

Meat
1. Pukka Fukka
2. The Colonel’s Toys
3. Islam Uber Alles

Track Listing

Pregnant Asian Special

1. I can smell that Kotex from here
2. Fuck noise - lets folk!
3. Lube Ritual
4. Lonesome sutterkind
5. GI Blues
6. Fist you la la la
7. Jack Shit is dead
8. Noise R Us
9. Cashew piss thing
10. Free Jazz gerontophile party music
11. Throat runt
12. Symphony in F for rubber bands and Jimmy Sommerville’s sphincter
13. Return of the Starlight Wranglers
14. Terminator 23 - Fish on Fridays
15. Shower of shite (with onions)
16. El juglar de los caminos synth noise
17. Metric enima
18. Watermelons outta my truck
19. Hootenany noise noose
20. Stocky Fister
21. Crotch of the Blues
22. Loud hairy
23. Bobby Goldsboro
24. Partial recall
25. Typical nurse
26. Puppet on a cheese-wire
27. Phone service dirty tape talk Tom
28. The Beastiarity of Christ
29. Elvis jungle
30. Plastic reed blat

    I have one question... how the HELL am I supposed to describe this? Ok, let me tell you a story:
    One upon a time there were two silly English guys locked in an antique store. Among hundreds of funny toys and old vinyls and radio tapes. The two Brits came across a tape recorder and a tank of Helium. One Brit spent the afternoon recording a spoken word session with a Speak and Spell[tm] into the tape while he other filled the room with helium.
    The silly Brits in a wasted helium state then decided to play four or 5 vinyls at once, play the radio tapes, break things, they light themselves on fire, tattoo the dog, eat plastic fruit, eat sweet smelling salts, electrocute each other, play the banjo with saltines, shove microphones in all their orifices, smoke crack with termites, and have a battery eating contest. Much to their suprise the silly Brits left the tape recording rolling.
    When morning came the Brits were let out of the antique shop with almost 2hrs of material that they would release as Smell and Quim.
    I don’t know what else to say. I find myself annoyed, tranced, amused, and laughing hysterically to this. It’s a neat little cd and tape packaged with a large booklet and limited to 666 copies. If I were you I’d get one just to scare your friends. I had an old roommate that listed to the Mike Patton solo album while he did the dishes and laughed constantly. You too can scare your friends, your relatives, pets, fellow employees, archdeacons, professors, and even your own genitalia with this stuff. Just read the song titles, and imagine what YOU would do if you didn’t have to make “music” to enjoy... I dunno, Skytsophrenia.